Author: Keri Simpson

Anno Dracula: Johnny Alucard, by Kim Newman

“There was the Dracula of the histories, the Dracula of Stoker’s book, the Dracula of this film, the Dracula of the Transylvania Movement.  Dracula – the vampire and the idea – was vast. But not so vast that he could cast his cloak of protection around all who claimed to be his followers.  Out here in the mountains where the Count had passed centuries in petty predation, Kate understood that he must in himself have felt tiny, a lizard crawling down a rock.” – Anno Dracula: Johnny Alucard, by Kim Newman “Richard, you weren’t there during the Terror.  When...

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Anno Dracula: Dracula Cha Cha Cha, by Kim Newman

“During the struggle to oust Dracula from the throne of Great Britain, Kate had spent seven years as an outlaw.  Hiding from Carpathians who wanted to impale her, she’d edited an underground newsheet.  Later, in the First World War, she’d been buried under one of il principe’s marvellous toys, the first breed of tank.  She wasn’t sure she could be as forgiving of him as the monster could afford to be of her.  She also resented Penny’s implied suggestion that political agitation was a passing hobby, something to fill out boring years of an eternity not spent furthering her...

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Anno Dracula: The Bloody Red Baron, by Kim Newman

“Of course, without vampires (specifically without the brute now calling himself the Graf von Dracula) the war would not have been fought at all. The Graf’s latest attempt at European power had led him to a conflict that seemed to involve every nation on the globe.  Even the Americans were in now.  The Kaiser said modern Germans must embody the spirit of the ancient Hun, but it was Dracula, proud of blood kinship with Attila, who most epitomized twentieth-century barbarism.”  — Anno Dracula: The Bloody Red Baron, Kim Newman “’He will make of this century a killing ground,’ she...

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Review: Anno Dracula by Kim Newman

“I heard this evening from one of the reporters that he has sent a letter to the newspapers.  He wants to be called Jack the Ripper, he says.” “Jack the Ripper?” “Yes.” “Silly name.  No one will ever remember it.  Silver Knife he was, and Silver Knife he’ll always be.” – Anno Dracula “Let me illustrate.  In New Mexico, ten years ago, a new-born ran riot, killing without thought.  A warm man, Patrick Garrett, loaded a shotgun with sixteen silver dollars and peppered his heart with razor-shards.  The new-born was Henry Antrim or William Bonney, a cretin leech who...

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Gameplay Test

We still haven’t officially gone live with our YouTube channel yet (as in, we haven’t started advertising it—we’re officially going live at the beginning of September), but here’s a play test with Erik (“DarthDrathus”) hosting some of the RandomChatter Network audience on Twitch.tv with games of Fibbage and...

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